Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.Ģ5. Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episodeĢ4. If Google continues to keep Google Earth updated then in a few hundred years people will actually be able to virtually walk around in history!!Ģ3. Then paying for their rehab for the next 4.Ģ2. Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a drunk person for 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.Ģ1. Sucking a woman’s breast is okay, but sucking a cow’s udder is weird.Ģ0. Drinking cow’s milk is okay, but drinking a woman’s breast milk is weird. In one generation we went from, “watch your mouth around grandma, she’s from a different time,” to, “Don’t mind all the stuff grandma says, she’s from a different time.”ġ9. Even though our fingers are different lengths, they all line up when you curl all your fingers inġ8. You’re legally allowed to throw someone‘s ashes in the Ocean but not their corpse.ġ7. A fat animal in the wild is a sign of success.ġ6. Both cheeks in our bodies have a big hole in between themġ5. The hornier you are, the more likely you are to do things that you would otherwise find disgusting.ġ4. Generally speaking, when you feel stupid it’s because you just got smarter.ġ3. The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.ġ2. The tallest person in the world has physically experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some pointġ1. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question.ġ0. The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn’t drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.ĩ. Until you get to the baggage claim, then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.Ĩ. Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. There is probably at least one white guy, adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a Chinese accent and strangers just assume he’s a total assholeħ. Somebody at google was just like “yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth”.Ħ.

The sentence “Don’t objectify women” has “women” as the object of the sentence.ĥ. We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.Ĥ. Lots of random people own rare, valuable items without knowing it.ģ. Our whole life, we’re just gathering guests that’ll attend our funeral.Ģ. Below is a list of interesting deep shower thoughts that have the potential to blow your mind:ġ. They are little epiphanies that highlight the oddities of our day-to-day lives. A “Showerthought” is basically a loose term that refers to the type of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, walking, driving or just daydreaming.

Deep shower thoughts